recap: project runway all-stars, episode 03

Why is this recap so late?!? It is because I'm a terrible person? Yes. Also it is very hot and my brain has melted and it's hard to do stuff. But now it's time to MAKE IT WORK!

recap: project runway all-stars, episode 2

 

It happened again! Project Runway: All Stars continues, despite the gaping void left by Tim Gunn's absence. Luckily the fact that these are hand-picked all-stars doesn't stop them from making terrible, terrible clothes that I can make fun of.

recap: project runway all-stars, episode 01

When I found out that the next season of Project Runway was going to be a) an all-stars season (no fresh talent) and b) would not feature my beloved Tim Gunn, I was pretty disappointed. But I strapped on my beaded wrist-spats and trimmed my asymmetrical hemline, and watched the first episode. And once I realised that most of the all-stars had been chosen not so much for their talent as for their personalities, I knew there would be plenty to keep me watching. 

(Note: please excuse the drawings. I have an iPad and I did these with my finger in front of the television. That is how it's going to be from now on.)

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Time to stuff some jellybeans in your ears, Top Model is getting MUSICAL!

project runway season 9 episode 14: finale!

 

Oh my lord, the finale of Project Runway Season 9 was last week and I'm only just getting around to this. I am a terrible person! But not as terrible as everyone involved in Project Runway (except St Tim Gunn). Let's recap this shit!

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Oh my lord, there is so much to talk about! Very little of it to do with modelling! Let's get this bath-party started!

project runway season 9 episode 13

 

OMG you guys, Fashion Week is almost here and I have nothing to wear!!! Our old pals Anya, Viktor, Kimberley and Josh are working hard, though. They each have $9,000 and 5 weeks to create 10 looks. Let's check up on them, SHALL WE?

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Hullo everybody! I have been on holiday in Melbourne and have been cut off from the world (of TV) for a week. I took lots of photos and I'll show them to you later, because nothing is more interesting than photos of someone else's holidays. But first, the important stuff: OMG MODDLES!!!

project runway season 9 episode 12

 

OMG you guys the final challenge!!! Who is going to Fashion Week?!? Who is going to cry on the runway?!? It is possible for Josh's shirts to get any more unbuttoned?!? Find out below the cut!

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Welcome to the Blackface Edition of America's Next Top Model: All Stars! Spoilers under the cut.

project runway episode 11

 

This week's episode was a return to "high fashion" and you know what that means: ridiculous outfits. Thank goodness! There was a nutty theme, lots of pressure, stressful surprises and one meltdown in the bathroom. Yay!

antm s17 e04

 

The march towards total cultural collapse continues this week on America's Next Top Model: All Stars. This week the models have to do something all models need to be good at. No, not marrying rock stars, acting!

pilot recap: hart of dixie

Hart of Dixie is a show about puns! A cute HEART surgeon named HART has to go live in Alabama which is called DIXIE because of something something slavery. It's adorable!

Oh wait, it's totally puke-worthy. My mistake!

project runway episode 10

 

Things are getting a little Lord of the Flies on Project Runway. People are getting very suspicious and weird! Or maybe that's just the editing and music. But it sure does feel dramatic!

recent things on the net

Man I have been pretty busy lately, and I have really neglected my blog! Here is what I have done elsewhere:

 

Recapped episode 9 of Project Runway!

Recapped the pilot of Unforgettable!

 

Recapped the pilot of The Secret Circle!

Recapped the pilot of Terra Nova!

Recapped episode 3 of America's Next Top Model!

aaaaaand...

Released episode 3 of my podcast with Luke Milton, The Book Was Better!!!

Whew!

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Ugh, I have been really sick all week! My husband has been sick for two weeks so we've been pretty pathetic. First he went deaf and I lost my voice, and now I am deaf too. It's like the worst double act. But I watched ANTM in spite of it all, and I recapped it for your amusement! Please make it worth my while and go check it out.

project runway episode 8

I recapped the new episode of Project Runway over at Fruitless Pursuits, go check it out!

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I recapped the first episode of the new season of America's Next Top Model! Spoiler: It was completely awful.