the book was better episode 11: alien

Oh my lord. This book was really painful to get through, so please listen to the podcast and make it all worth while!

best spam ever

Subject: I spit in it and sent this to her mother... :) @gmail.com right?‏

Sent:	Sunday, 5 February 2012 11:49:03 AM

Hey, arent that absolutley dumb?
 
My girlfriend enhanced her tits to C cup, but forgot how to create eatable food.
 
Come on, I want to look at her awesome body... and eat trash that? 
 
Check out this (pizza): 
 
[LINK]
 
I throw it on the ground!
 
John Wacke

on fear

Last night I had my first swimming lesson since I was a child. I was a timid kid and I absolutely hated swimming lessons. My sense of survival stopped me from putting my head under water. Why the fuck would I do that?! There's no air down there!

It took a long time for the smell of chlorine to inspire in me anything but dread. But my dad taught me how to tread water and float, and I learned how to doggy-paddle, and now I snorkel at the beach. But I still can't swim properly, with my face in the water, moving faster than six feet a minute.